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Honest Comedy

by Infinity Land

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Adam Andrade
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Adam Andrade That part in harvest lane where he's screaming " Don't tell my mom what I’ve done." was so goddam scary. But that's what infinity land do, turn strange weird almost silly stories into terrifying music. Much love Favorite track: Harvest Lane.
Adam Richards
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Adam Richards Even amidst the seemingly unbridled aggression brought by Honest Comedy, a poppy number of vocal lines and riffs are rather accessible for the culmination of styles that the band employs. Both incredibly well-crafted and rough around the edges, it serves as a perfect introduction to this blooming band’s destructive sound. Favorite track: Flight of the Zodiac.
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Darknight Horrific, crazy and weird ass noise rock that has comedic lyrics. Infinity Land venture out of bonkersville just like another loony band that I really like, the crazed Child Bite. Favorite track: Flight of the Zodiac.
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USER56336316589679 These are good stories Favorite track: The Sky is Laughing at Us.
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vlock1 This record's bonkers in all the best ways.
Favorite track: The Sky is Laughing at Us.
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    All of Infinity Land's 2021 discography (Honest Comedy EP + Under Light Split + Small Town Ritual Abuse), collected in one place on one CD. Released through Been There Scene That Records. Hand numbered and limited to 75.

    1. Insect Fingers
    2. Flight of the Zodiac
    3. Harvest Lane
    4. The Sky is Laughing at Us
    5. An Arsonist's Nocturnal Emission
    6. Dragon Teeth
    7. Small Town Ritual Abuse

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    All of Infinity Land's 2021 discography (Honest Comedy EP + Under Light Split + Small Town Ritual Abuse), collected in one place on thick slabs of vinyl. Limited to 250, in two variants. Pressed in collaboration with The Ghost is Clear Records (TGIC099).

    - TRANSLUCENT BLUE
    - CLOUD WHITE

    SIDE A:
    1. Insect Fingers
    2. Flight of the Zodiac
    3. Harvest Lane
    4. The Sky is Laughing at Us

    SIDE B:
    1. An Arsonist's Nocturnal Emission
    2. Dragon Teeth
    3. Small Town Ritual Abuse

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1.
I’ve got bugs all over me, insects of regret that taste like batteries. They’re always fucking buzzing in my ear, attachment like insect pins. Codependent germs and worms and dog shit. I woke up sweating, life’s been a nightmare since I discovered the growth. The GI said it was a skin tag, it doubled in size in a month. I think I need a second opinion, man. It’s like every aberrant thought I’ve ever had blossomed into something malignant. I could write a fucking book on body horror. Suddenly my mortality had a name, I called it Francis the Black Piss That Kills Flowers. It’s funny how you can want to die every day of your life until the universe drops an exit into you lap. Then all of a sudden life is precious. It kept growing inside of me until I found another doctor and made an appointment. Fuck!! She’s hot?! Goddamnit the nurse is hot too. Will my humiliation ever end? Don’t you fucking laugh at me. You’re gonna die laughing.
2.
Welcome to my nightmare, Babyface. This is no Mickey Mouse murder spree. It’s Zodiac speaking. To be or not to be? whether 'tis nobler humility or obsession? I eat oranges in bed now. It feels so good, you should try it sometime with your French girl. To be or not to be? That is the question. What is more nobler than dissection? I know it’s not ok to take a life, but why should I deny myself the pleasure of watching them die? We all have to die some day Babyface. Dave Franco, James Franco, Seth Rogen, Ari Graynor, Alison Brie, Jacki Weaver, Paul Scheer. Zac Efron with his Ted body. Everyone in better shape than me has gotta die. Haha what a story Mark. Zac Efron
3.
Harvest Lane 04:54
My first memory is sticking a key in an electrical socket. Then wanting to be a fireman. We used to smash our toys when we got tired of them. Then we tried to dig a hole to China. One of the older boys brought me behind the couch, made me pretend I was a girl. I’ll never forget the orange and brown fabric. We let my pet rabbit loose and threw rocks at it. Lighting fires, pissing in the toy box. Being a kid was weird. Don't tell my mom what I’ve done. The next thing I can remember is waking up one day to my mom not being there, and her blood smeared everywhere. Footprints all over the kitchen, splashed on the TV cabinet. It was so red. True Crime books always tell you it’s brown, but I remember it being really red. Not like a wound but like a dog’s dick. Don’t tell my mom what I’ve done. Now I just let it eat at me. The distractions are pointless. Drinking and smoking, snorting, running, popping, laughing, and cumming. Honest Comedy. Relics of repressed memories pieced back together right where it all went wrong. Pull back the skin to see my smile, grinding my teeth until they’re loose. Were you lucky enough to drift out of your body at the perfect moment to watch innocence die? When it happens, it’s beautiful as it is horrible. The misery of an escape I can barely facilitate.
4.
Introspection brought me to the bottom of the barrel. In debt to mistakes I collect. I’d like to believe someone’s watching over me. (The) Blade keeps missing my neck by inches. I’ve run out of patience and antiseptic for these wounds from suffering fools. Squirming and burning. You say good luck like you know something I don’t. You’ve made your bed, it’s time to lay in it. But you’d rather stay up all night pissing and moaning. The sky’s not laughing with you, it’s laughing at you, you idiot. I for one don’t owe you dick, so I’ll take your half-witted attempt at an insult on the chin and be done with it. Devoid of even a modicum of self awareness to realize you’re the problem. Instead you hold everyone around you hostage with never-ending drama. Fucking clown shoes, you fucking joke. You say good luck like you know something I don’t. You say goodbye like it’s already my funeral.

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EP CREDITS:
Recorded in Jan/Feb 2021 by Jesse LaBranche & Tom Stringer @ EuRecA Audio, Watertown CT
Mixed by Jesse LaBranche
Mastered by George Richter @ Edestus Studios
Sample lovingly sourced from "The Poughkeepsie Tapes" (MGM, 2007)

LP CREDITS:
Tracks 1-5 recorded and mixed by Jesse LaBranche & Tom Stringer @ EuRecA Audio, Watertown CT
Tracks 6-7 recorded, engineered and mixed by Tom Barvick @ UNH Studios in New Haven CT / Produced by Tom Barvick & Infinity Land
All tracks mastered by George Richter @ Edestus Studios

credits

released May 11, 2021

Infinity Land is:
Tarek Ahmed - vocals, art
Brandon Antoniak - drums, cat synth
Ryan Duende - bass
Erik LaBranche - guitar 1, synth
Joe Markus - guitar A


"...with plenty of pummelling riffs and lyrics that are, at times hilarious, at others extremely dark....Infinity Land are a band to keep an eye on." - Beats to the Bar

"Lots of headbanging and stifled guffaws at one smart lyric after another."
"I’ve got a case of stinkface and I’m slow banging in agreement. I want to hear more." - Supercorrupter

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Infinity Land Waterbury, Connecticut

CT sludge/noise rock. Ugly music for ugly people.

Honest Comedy LP (7 tracks) now available via The Ghost is Clear Records.

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